Monday, April 21, 2008

Kids say the cutest things

WHY GOD MADE MOMS



Why did God make mothers?
Brendan: um....home
Jillian: I don't know
Jacob R.: God wanted to
Mitchell: so life could go on
Trevor: so I wouldn't be by myself
Jacob M.: don't know
Grace: don't konw

How did God make mothers?
Brendan: mommy up, daddy up
Jillian: (shrug), I want to eat
Jacob R.: hair, the head the body the legs everything and clothes
Mitchell: starting with the guts
Trevor: I don't know
Jacob M.: don't know
Grace: don't know

What ingredients are mothers made of ?
Brendan: wheels
Jillian: (shrug)
Jacob R.: peoples skin, bones and stuff
Mitchell: sugar, onions & broccoli
Trevor: bones
Jacob M.: sweet sugar
Grace: love

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
Brendan: mommy home
Jillian: (laughed)
Jacob R.: because I liked her
Mitchell: I like sugar
Trevor: I don't know
Jacob M.: because I was born with her
Grace: I don't know

What kind of little girl was your mom?
Brendan: bad girl
Jillian: she was a baby
Jacob R.: she was a good girl and when she even got older she got even gooder
Mitchell: a picking on boys, little girl
Trevor: a baby
Jacob M.: sorta good
Grace: a nice little girl

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
Brendan: umm..... beep, beep hey momma! beep!
Jillian: (shrug)
Jacob R.: they never got married, they don't like each other.
Mitchell: how much they would get along.
Trevor: I don't know
Jacob M.: if he was nice
Grace: if he was nice

Why did your mom marry your dad?
Brendan: momma beep beep
Jillian: Josh
Jacob R: --------
Mitchell: to have two more babies
Trevor: because they liked each other
Jacob M.: I don't know
Grace: I don't know

Who's the boss at your house?
Brendan: daddy
Jillian: my grandma
Jacob R.: daddy
Mitchell: both, we live separate
Trevor: my Nanny
Jacob M.: my dad and mom
Grace: Mom

What's the difference between moms & dads?
Brendan: n-n-n-n-n
Jillian: I don't know
Jacob R.: I don't know
Mitchell: my dad lets me play games
Trevor: one has a big trunk, one has a small one
Jacob M.: they have different jobs
Grace: my dad has a truck, mom has a car

What does your mom do in her spare time?
Brendan: auntie
Jillian: she says STOP!
Jacob R.: she lets me play computer
Mitchell: TV or laundry
Trevor: when I have a field trip, she goes
Jacob. M: if she has laundry, she does that
Grace: do laundry

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
Brendan: candy
Jillian: (shrug)
Jacob R.: if she dressed up like beautiful or something
Mitchell: if she let me play games more
Trevor: if she wouldn't talk to Nannie (they talk about money every night!)
Jacob M.: she already is
Grace: if she would let me have a DS

News

Friday, Trey finally became a true JD's kid when he got his first "man band" (bracelet). Brayden had outgrown his so he got a new one.

Mason didn't come today because he has pink eye.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

UP TO THE MINUTE

It's 11:56 am All 4 babies just went to sleep, AT ONE TIME!
Could it ever happen again?

Our weekend news

Mason said he was playing stick with a friends yellow lab,
when the dog bit his finger! But he didn't cry. I looked at
his finger,but I wasn't wearing my glasses so I couldn't
see it.

Jacob M. said he made money,he found the Afikomen.(middle Watza)
At passover the head of the household (Jacobs Grandpa) hides the afikomen
and the children look for it.Who ever finds it sells it back.
Jacob found it.( explanation by Jacobs Dad).

Brandy says her baby sister has a pink eye,and if she touches her
she'll have a pink eye too.

Mitchell said he lost his soccer game AGAIN.

Mason said he won his AGAIN.

Jacob R. said he broke up on Hanna Montana,
But he really did love her.
He didn't want to break up on her he just did.

I don't know.
No words have been changed All names are the same.

Got
carrots?

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Trey`s first week

Trey had a good first week! He said eeeeeerrrblluuuu, which means
I`ll be back.Brendan said as long as he doesn't have to watch him eat,He doesn't think its fair
even if he`s not hungry.
Jacob was happy to be out of school Friday.He played very nice with Jillian and Brendan.
Mitchell and Mason didn't make it to the Treasure box, but they looked really cute in their soccer outfits. Grace is planning a big birthday party! everybody get ready!

Mason getting
one on one help,
Rusty helping
with homework.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

FYI

As most of you know, Neil's Mom is in a nursing home. Well, I had the children make pictures and cards for her. Neil and I went to see her on Sunday and they were all hanging up on the walls of her room.

Kid's News

We have lots of news after our spring break,
Jacob R. said “We went to the soldier’s museum; we saw statues jumping off air planes. That was my favorite part. And we saw trucks."

Trevor went to the pet store to look at bunny rabbits and turtles, but he didn't buy anything. He was over heard later explaining the Easter Bunny said, "not this year but next year he could have a bunny for Easter." That’s really cool!

"I won a blue stuffed monkey from a squirt water game. And I had fun," said Jacob M. talking about his trip to Busch Gardens. "My favorite ride was the lochness monster, I went three times!"

Brendan wanted us to know, "monster trucks are crazy."

Mason said, "we went to Disney world, and I liked Mt. Everest the most. Then I swam with sharks!" "No you didn't," said Mitchell, "you were in the water two seconds you weren't ready and water got in your mouth." "Oh yeah," Mason said, "and then I got out."

Mitchell also liked Mt. Everest