WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Why did God make mothers?
Brendan: um....home
Jillian: I don't know
Jacob R.: God wanted to
Mitchell: so life could go on
Trevor: so I wouldn't be by myself
Jacob M.: don't know
Grace: don't konw
How did God make mothers?
Brendan: mommy up, daddy up
Jillian: (shrug), I want to eat
Jacob R.: hair, the head the body the legs everything and clothes
Mitchell: starting with the guts
Trevor: I don't know
Jacob M.: don't know
Grace: don't know
What ingredients are mothers made of ?
Brendan: wheels
Jillian: (shrug)
Jacob R.: peoples skin, bones and stuff
Mitchell: sugar, onions & broccoli
Trevor: bones
Jacob M.: sweet sugar
Grace: love
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
Brendan: mommy home
Jillian: (laughed)
Jacob R.: because I liked her
Mitchell: I like sugar
Trevor: I don't know
Jacob M.: because I was born with her
Grace: I don't know
What kind of little girl was your mom?
Brendan: bad girl
Jillian: she was a baby
Jacob R.: she was a good girl and when she even got older she got even gooder
Mitchell: a picking on boys, little girl
Trevor: a baby
Jacob M.: sorta good
Grace: a nice little girl
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
Brendan: umm..... beep, beep hey momma! beep!
Jillian: (shrug)
Jacob R.: they never got married, they don't like each other.
Mitchell: how much they would get along.
Trevor: I don't know
Jacob M.: if he was nice
Grace: if he was nice
Why did your mom marry your dad?
Brendan: momma beep beep
Jillian: Josh
Jacob R: --------
Mitchell: to have two more babies
Trevor: because they liked each other
Jacob M.: I don't know
Grace: I don't know
Who's the boss at your house?
Brendan: daddy
Jillian: my grandma
Jacob R.: daddy
Mitchell: both, we live separate
Trevor: my Nanny
Jacob M.: my dad and mom
Grace: Mom
What's the difference between moms & dads?
Brendan: n-n-n-n-n
Jillian: I don't know
Jacob R.: I don't know
Mitchell: my dad lets me play games
Trevor: one has a big trunk, one has a small one
Jacob M.: they have different jobs
Grace: my dad has a truck, mom has a car
What does your mom do in her spare time?
Brendan: auntie
Jillian: she says STOP!
Jacob R.: she lets me play computer
Mitchell: TV or laundry
Trevor: when I have a field trip, she goes
Jacob. M: if she has laundry, she does that
Grace: do laundry
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
Brendan: candy
Jillian: (shrug)
Jacob R.: if she dressed up like beautiful or something
Mitchell: if she let me play games more
Trevor: if she wouldn't talk to Nannie (they talk about money every night!)
Jacob M.: she already is
Grace: if she would let me have a DS
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