HELLO

Well Social Service came to day, and I passed I guess, I didn’t sign papers because her computer was down.
What I COULD have gotten wrote up for.
The kids were eating and Brayden (not buckled) laid across the table (just half his body and one leg!) and kept rolling his cup across her notebook, and every time grape juice would drip on her paper.
Or maybe when we went up stairs to go to bed and Brendan told her “JD was stuck in the floor and we couldn't get her out, we kept hollering get out of the floor! I’ll help you!” and of course Brendan was very animated and yelled it at the same time.
And while he was getting in bed he kept sliding back to the floor, I said Looks like I’m going to have to get somebody’s hinny ,and in all my smartness added “I can’t beat you cause she’s here” yep I said that, Brendan still laughing was now in bed. I said Brendan have I ever whipped your hinny? He didn’t answer, But she said that’s all right I can tell he’s really worried.
Colton pooped his pants, no problem there,, it just put her alone with the other ones and I worried what Brendan was going to say!
To explain the stuck in the floor, All right some times I do things...different. I went up stairs a couple of times. I’ll lie on the floor and talk thru the vents on the floor, I’ll say help I’m stuck in the floor Brendan was saying JD how did you get in there? Then he told me to jump he would catch me, Dylan said I’ll get the gate, (I guess to let me out)
I heard him shaking the gate and then he came back and told Brendan. I can’t open the gate! I was laughing so hard I almost couldn't get off the floor (which is hard enough.)
The next time(one day this week) I went up and took the vent cover off and stuck my hand thru ,I told them to look up, Then it was on, Colton kept walking around saying where are you, I never could get him to look up.
I can see them and finally Brayden and Dylan spotted me Brayden was trying to say something, and Dylan started yelling I see her I see her! Brendan came over and saw me and said grown up like (with his hands on his hips) JD what have you done.
Brayden was already standing on the sofa still talking, Brendan and Dylan stood on the couch reaching up saying I can’t reach you I’ll pull you out! I was laughing so hard. When I heard Brendan say okay guys what do we gonna do now, I came down stairs. When I did Brendan and Dylan ran over Brendan said JD you were stuck in the floor and I couldn't reach you.
To funny!!That’s what I do to your kids while you’re working. But man its fun.